realistic captions for selfies:
- i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
- i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
- i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
- i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
- this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments
everyone had a crush on peter pan and if say you didn’t you’re a filthy liar
you know the one i’m taking about
the fuckING PENCIL SHARPENER ONE
BRILLIANT THANK YOU
hey guys, I’ve got some behind the scenes stills from my latest video, check out the pictures and then check out the video!
reblog to spread the love! we worked mega hard on the video.
there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about
John Motta
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